I dreamt that I met Koji Mori and he had a girlfriend (not me). But you know, none of that would have happened if Phantom hadn't marched into Little Harvard in the middle of an espionage mission just to recruit me. …

I was, like, six when I had this. Remember being small and having that fascination with cars? Blinking lights, horns, buttons, switches, pedals? No? 'kay, maybe it's just me. It's a sunny day on my street. I live o…